Lempo – the Finnic god of Fertility, Fire & Fighting

I could have written a lengthy tirade on comparative mythology, folklore, magic etc. (I do have an academic degree therein, you know) but instead opted for this (somewhat) brief posting. For further information on the subject, don’t PM me, unless you happen to be a RPG publisher or something resembling it ;) Lempo aka Lemmink√§inen […]

Shadows in the Sanctum!

“Us dwarves, we’re good with the caves. I mean, we live underground, can see in the dark, what’s there to be afraid of? But we still carry a lantern with us, everywhere we go. Why, you ask? Well, would you like a shadow following you home?”

Zuppie’s DCC RPG Homebrew Fumble Tables

“Prithee, Sir Warrior, thou wouldst call thyself full-bodied & able; yet thou didst just shew a Vulgar Display Of Blunder, which hath put our party entire in sad & saucy peril!” “Nay, thou fond Wizard, I have merely become Discombobulated for the nonce!”

Justicia, Goddess of Justice and Mercy

“Did’ja hear? Ol’ Hannah, from Squalid’s Row, y’know ‘er, she went to the church of the two-faced law god, whas’er name… Juhsticia! Yea, thassit. Justicia. She went right up there, stood bare-bucking-nekkid in fronta the big scales at the altar, and demanded justice for alla the raglings and droogs living in Squalid’s hellholes. Now, Mr. […]

Amun Tor, God of Mysteries and Riddles

“Right, so me and the crew were digging around in one of the old graveyards on the moors last winter. Just a bit of graverobbing, to warm our bones, y’know. Was me, Three-Finger Bob, Jenny O’Block and this clerical bloke we picked up at the tavern in Soulgrave, with an eye tattooed on ‘is forehead. […]