*TOOT TOOT*

“The femur in your hand is a little long, but otherwise mundane. Still, you think there must be a reason why that disheveled street artist tried to play it angrily at you before you slit her throat.”

Equipment, improved

“You say you’re heading out to the caves up in the mountains? Well, I’ve got just what you need: climbing spikes, rope, hooks, shovels, pick axes, crowbars, compasses, chalk, perfume and… …what do you mean you won’t need perfume in the caves? Haven’t you heard of the stinkgoblins?”

Friggseth, the Seed in the Earth

“A seed. A simple seed is all it takes. To connect with the future, to create anew. Too bad you’ll end up reaping what you sow, maybe. Unless you get cut down early in a shower of blood and sparks. And maybe even then, you might end up with a leafy future.”

A Portal Opens…

…and a hand appears, thrusting out a pile of yellowed notes and tables. “Here! Maybe you can use these random knick-knack charts I made? Or this map of a ruined tower in a strange bog somewhere in the southeast? Or this list of halfling names? Any takers?” Welcome to the Knights in the North -blog. …

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