“The femur in your hand is a little long, but otherwise mundane.

Still, you think there must be a reason why that disheveled street artist tried to play it angrily at you before you slit her throat.”

A couple of days ago I was chilling in Gdansk, reminiscing about what a thorn in my side the Magic Missile spell is, at least for me as a Judge. Many DCC modules have big, singular enemies, and a single spellburned or well-rolled missile can make a fight very uninteresting.

Then I saw a GIF of a skeleton playing a flute made out of a femur. And the rest you can read in the PDF below.

And thus, behold the Bone Flute of Zalmoxes! It’s entirely untested, but should make it possible for other classes to blast out every so often.

I’m in a train back to the north, for the time being. At least I’ll have a chance to convene with the rest of the Knights, maybe we’ll have some more voices on this blog soon.

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The Bone Flute of Zalmoxes


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