“Yeh ever been ta the Screaming Duckling? Up on the east side? Yea, tha’s the one! Awesome ale they got there, but stay outta the bogs, I hear they’s haunted by a shit-daemon! Ha!
Wha’s aboot the Rough Arse? Down the Southway? Yea, the one with the one armed barmaid. Blimey, she’ll give ya a sound trashin’ any night o’ the week. How’d ya think I lost me front teef?
Hmm… Well riddle me this then: where’s the best place for a pint o’ dwarven scrummy? Don’t know? Well, tha’s where we’ll go next!
Handle the tab, will ya, tha’ssa good boy. Then we’re off to the Stinky Otter!”
I’m running around the Baltics like mad this week, so it’s time for some content from a new contributor: a tavern name generator from a good friend of mine, the mysterious Mr. MM.
We’ll definitely hear from him again later, but there was a demand for something of this sort from the Finnish RPG-community over on Facebook, so we decided to push out the content right quick.
And exceptionally, this content is brought to you in bi-lingual format, both in English and Finnish.
AMP & MM
Tavern Name Generator
PS. “Tavernannimigeneraattori” is a linguistically correct word in Finnish, even though I’m almost certain I’m the first git to use it! Isn’t it a lovely language…